Shopping Channel HSR: Simulated universe choices, rewards, dialogue

“You are lost in thought.”

In the game mode Simulated Universe, you’ll encounter numerous events, but one stands out for its plethora of choices: the Shopping Channel HSR event.

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Simulated Universe is a rogue-like mode withinHonkai Star Rail, centered on gathering upgrades called blessings and strategically utilizing special items known as curios.

These enhancements are obtained through various events and occurrences and can be used strategically against enemies and bosses.

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There are 88 occurrences in total. In this article, we’ll delve into the specifics of the Shopping Channel HSR event.

What is Shopping Channel HSR?

Shopping Channel is an occurrence in Honkai Star Rail’s Simulated Universe.

Players may come across these events either by reaching specific milestones during exploration or by entering occurrence domains.

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Shopping Channel HSR dialogue and choices

Simulated Universe: You are in a pitch-black room. The television before you is showing an infomercial channel funded by the IPC Traditional Project Department.

Simulated Universe: You’re watching the Capital of Passion infomercial channel. Before we start, we’d like to respond to the complaints on the Casket of Inaccuracy lodged by our viewers. As you know, if the Casket of Inaccuracy is accurate, it should be called the ‘Casket of Accuracy’ instead… crackle

Shopping Channel HSR, an occurrence in Honkai Star Rail’s Simulated Universe

Simulated Universe: Static appears on the old television as the signals get weaker. Soon, you cannot even hear the sound clearly.

Simulated Universe: “Next, we’d like to introduce a pan-cosmic product from IPC.”

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Simulated Universe: “A box of expired doughnuts.As the Capital of Passion has entered its 4th era, food can almost be preserved forever. Thus, the citizens are curious about how expired food tastes.”

Simulated Universe: “A lotus that can sing the Happy Birthday song.As a feature in everyone’s childhood, it appears countless times in people’s dreams.”

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Simulated Universe: “A mechanical box.It looks like it didn’t manage to get sold for over 200 years.”

Simulated Universe: You are lost in thought.

*This option is only available if you choose the Path of Destruction in Simulated Universe: Swarm Disaster.

Simulated Universe: The infomercial is addictive. You want to keep watching, but the screen suddenly turns off.

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All Shopping Channel HSR results

Shopping Channel HSR: Which one is the best answer?

In Simulated Universe, when faced with the Shopping Channel HSR event, your best choice is the third option,“A mechanical box.”

This choice offers an 80% chance of acquiring a curio, special items that could be beneficial for your SU run.

If your party includes a healer, the next best option is“A lotus that can sing the Happy Birthday song.”This grants an 80% chance of receiving a 2-star blessing, though it requires trading one of your 1-star blessings.

Opt for“A box of expired doughnuts”if your party lacks a healer and you need to restore health to all members.

If none of these options appeal to you or you prefer to avoid the risk, simply choose“Walk away”to skip the Shopping Channel HSR event.

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